March 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
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Does OTP stand for “Oh, The Pain”?
February 2012
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If we had fandom teachers at school →
takemyhandjohn:
(Inspired by the fandom classes post)
Physics with the Doctor (don’t bring the teacher an apple, bananas are good :D)
Chemistry with Sherlock Holmes (Anderson and Donovan are excluded until the end of the year. Idiots need not apply - SH)
Biology with Dr John Watson (with guest speaker Captain Jack Harkness for the sex education class. There will be NO practical demonstrations...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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When a woman can no longer control her own reproductive system because of someone else’s religious beliefs, it is no longer freedom of religion. It is the infringement of religion onto human freedom.
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me at night: i don't want to sleep that's for the weak
me in the morning: oh bed i never want to leave you
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THIS BLOG IS NOT RON PAUL FRIENDLY. →
paxamericana:
Ron Paul wants to define life as starting at conception, build a fence along the US-Mexico border, prevent the Supreme Court from hearing cases on the Establishment Clause or the right to privacy, permitting the return of sodomy laws and the like (a bill which he has repeatedly re-introduced), pull out of the UN, disband NATO, end birthright citizenship, deny federal funding to any...
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Doctor: "I'm looking for a new companion..."
cryingalonewithmybafta:
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So, if you put your URL in here, you can listen to... →
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ask-leviathancas:
you-are-unstoppable:
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WAIT.
padalecriss:
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thehappynork:
What if our life was just a fandom, and we were fictional characters being watched by fangirls and fanboys, and they shipped us with our friends and family and everything that moved and everything that didn’t. And SOPA/PIPA/ACTA is this big final climax before 2012.
Because the world doesn’t end in 2012.
THE SERIES DOES.
#OH MY GOD WHO AM I...
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“Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn’t it? It makes you so vulnerable. It...”
– Neil Gaiman (via jorrty)
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“A good television show writer understands that Oscar Wilde wasn’t kidding when...”
– Critic’s Notebook: The side effects of binge television (LA Times)
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I have figured out how to describe Steven Moffat's...
acciotruth:
So imagine if he gives you a beautiful kitten. And then he lets you fall in love with that kitten. And then one cold, dark night he steals into your house
And punches you in the face.
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me: why don't you guys have sex
otp: lol how about we stab you in the feelings instead
me: i guess that works too