OH MY GOD
Well, that was unexpected.
Funny AND I can justify putting it on my pr0n blog! Hurrah!
Holy shit I love this
THIS IS VERY STRANGE
things people do in fanfic no one does in real life
- smirk every frickin five seconds
- stutter to be cute
- be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
- chuckle gently
- chuckle in general
- make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
- NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN
I chuckled so hard at this
"Sat in a bath on the internet didn’t I? Cripes" x
Get To Know Me: [1/15] Relationships - Tyler Lockwood & Elena Gilbert
“I didn’t know what they were gonna do to you. I didn’t. I just… I don’t want to be like this anymore. I’m sorry, Elena.”
me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet
sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD
Festis bei umo canavarum
buffy the vampire slayer + season six
You have no idea how hard it is just being here.
YOU CAN GET THEM REPAIRED THOUGH. There’s a place in NYC called Denim Therapy; I’ve had my favorite jeans fixed by them, where it was almost as big a hole as this one. They use some kind of really tough lattice-type cotton and so far (it’s been 6 months) the jeans are still perfect.
You just mail them in with a note explaining what you want fixed and they mail them back in like two weeks. It was like $15 too - SO WORTH IT since jeans are a bitch and a half to shop for.
I am so wishing I hadn’t gotten rid of my favorite jeans right now.
Um, YES THANK YOU
I CAN SAVE MY SEVEN JEANS
omg!!!? thingSS? this is tihng?? i cand use thing???
butr n o really this sounds awesome my thighs cannot be contained by half the jeans i buy
God is real
OH MY GOD THANK YOUI fucking cried the last time I ripped through the thigh on my jeans, it’s such a shitty place to try and patch.
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