teruteruhanamura:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

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never-ending list of favourite fictional characters: Chris Miles

“It’s kind of easy when you’ve got nothing. Because nothing can’t be taken away from you. But I don’t want nothing anymore.”

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potatoandotherwise:

oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything

so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”

and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”

and I’m like

mom

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those are guitar strings

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silveralida:

tomhiddleston-h:

We’re all going to be like

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No guys seriously.

During the Mishapocalypse, My friend who works with tumblr had to wake up at 3 am to help make sure that the servers didn’t crash.

Fandoms can break tumblr and November is going to be a long month.

(Source: the-doctors-sexiest-companion)

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getoffmybloghoe:

it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order

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hoelloween:

how many times can someone leave your door open before you’re allowed to kill them

(Source: yuckier)

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